Those were the days, my friend

Mitch offered up some questions for this time around, and they looked pretty good. Here goes -
What was your most embarrassing EGLS memory? or
What unique experience at EGLS has stuck with you or helped you in your life? or maybe
Who can still recite Paul Gruetzmacher’s prepositional phrase poem/brain worm? (btw… he added another verse.)
(and, by the way, "btw" means "by the way.")

Thanks, Mitch. As for the rest of you, answer one or more questions for a total of thirty points.